异性恋的50种死法（不对
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My heart is paralyzed 我的心已经瘫痪
My head was oversized 我的头沉重的超过负荷
I'll take the high road like I should 我应该会走上极端
You said it's meant to be 你说这是必然会发生的
That it's not you, it's me 但是不是你,是我
You're leaving now for my own good 你现在要为了我们好而离开
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
没关系,但是如果我的朋友问起你我会说
She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan
她坐上的飞机炸毁并且被烧的像黑炭一样
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 她沉入了流砂里
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 救我!救我!我无法走出她离开的痛苦
She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her
她沉到了海底遇到了鲨鱼没有人找到她
I returned everything I ever bought her 我收到了所有我曾经买给她的东西
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 救我!救我!我所编出来的谎言
And ways to say you died~我只能说你已经死去
My pride still feels the sting 我的自尊感到刺痛
You were my everything 你曾是我的所有
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
有一天我会找到像你一样爱我的人
She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan
她会觉得我是超人而不是小货车
How could you leave on Yom Kippur? 你怎麼能在赎罪日离开?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
没关系,但是如果我的朋友问起你我会说
She was caught in a mudslide 她沉入了泥沼里
Eaten by a lion被狮子吃掉
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion被一台小烂紫Scion 辗过
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 救我!救我!我无法走出她离开的痛苦
She dried up in the desert 她在沙漠中乾涸
Drown in a hot tub 淹死在浴缸里
Danced to death at an east side night club 在东岸的夜店跳舞跳到死
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 救我!救我!我所有编织的谎言
And ways to say you died 我只能说你已死去
I wanna live a thousand lives with you 我想要与你生生世世相守
I wanna be the one you're dying to Love... 我想要成为你深爱的那个人
but you don't want to 但是你并不这麼想
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
没关系,但是如果我的朋友问起你我会说
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
没关系,但是如果我的朋友问起你我会说
She went down in an airplane她坐上的飞机炸毁
Fried getting suntan并且烧成了黑炭
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand她沉入了流砂
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 救我!救我!我无法走出她离开的痛苦
She met a shark under water 她沉入了海底遇到了鲨鱼
Fell and no one caught her 没有人找到她
I returned everything I ever bought her 我收到所有我买给她的东西
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 救我!救我!我所有编织的谎言
She was caught in a mudslide 她沉入了泥沼里
Eaten by a lion 被狮子吃掉
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 被一台小烂紫Scion辗过
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 救我!救我!我无法走出她离开的痛苦
She dried up in the desert 她在沙漠中乾涸
Drown in a hot tub 淹死在浴缸
Danced to death at an east side side night club 在东岸的夜店跳舞跳到死
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 救我!救我!我所有编织的谎言
And ways to say goodbye 我只能说再见