【剧歇活动】情景小剧场--组图补对话、编故事

我试着来一个简短的、不健康的、冷烂欠段子的~

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！楼主，有才有爱有木有！感谢！非常亮的小剧场！nice!

楼主前两天搜剧照的时候，突然脑洞大开，于是有了下面这个小剧场。【腐向，慎入】
One day, Finch was showing Nathan his new project, a social website which can match two single people according to their characteristics.

Nathan asked Finch to test it on Finch himself. And the result was ….

What the hell… finch looked up to the sky at an angle of 45.

After went through all the code, he still could not find any bug,so he decided to meet MrAnderson212, i.e. Mr.Reese.
Their first meeting did not work out well.

Finch was too shocked that he fell on the ground.

Then he calmed down and said to Mr. Reese, “we cannot talk like this.”

“Here is 2 million, you go clean yourself up, find a good place to rest, buy a decent suit and we will talk tomorrow.”

So Mr.Reese bought a suit.

Got his hair cut.

AND A NEW SPORTS CAR.

Mr. Reese is glowing.
(To be continued)

(Continued)Finch was very satisfied. So they began to see each other. They talked about philosophy in the park.

They walked the dog on the street.

They talked about life in the cemetery.

They felt that they were perfectly matched. And as life is so short, Finch proposed to Reese.

And Reese said YES happily. They went to see Finch’s mother.
“Hi! I’m John, your son’s fiancé.” Said Reese, with his charming smile.

Shocked at first, she drank the tea handed by Reese, accepted him and blessed them.

They were very busy sending the invitation to their friends.

The Machine was also busy sending invitation of the wedding to…. everyone. “Wedding. 10 o’clock.”

Don’t worry, the wedding worked out well. Cause Mr. Reese always had plan B.

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END.

The furthest distance in the world
Is not between life and death

But when I stand in front of you
Yet you don’t know that I love you

The furthest distance in the world
Is not when I stand in front of you
Yet you can’t see my love

But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both
Yet cannot be together

The furthest distance in the world
Is not being apart while being in love

But when plainly cannot resist the yearning
Yet pretending you have never been in my heart

The furthest distance in the world
Is not when painly cannot resist the yearning
yet pretending you have never been in my heart

but using one's indifferent heart
To dig an uncrossable river
For the one who loves you

不错。太有才华了。由此可以生出无数个精彩的故事。能人很多啊。期待更多的故事。

主持人：欢迎各位来到本届全国优秀教师评比大赛~本届大赛邀请了八位业内知名人士担任评委，欢迎几位评委老师！另外，请容许我隆重介绍一下今天的特别来宾：Mr. Reese!

【比赛开始】Finch老师选送的课程题目为：数学基础知识及应用--神奇的π

主持人：下面请评委打分！满分为十分。评……评委呢？
李四：哦，他们……有事先走了，委托我来打分。满分多少来着？

刚刚在截图，101的犀利哥造型的李四，突然想起了那句“纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，鬓如霜”然后觉得十年这首诗太合适啦！
十年生死两茫茫。
　　不思量，自难忘。
　　千里孤坟，无处话凄凉。

　　纵使相逢应不识，
　　尘满面，鬓如霜。

　　夜来幽梦忽还乡。
　　小轩窗，正梳妆。

　　相顾无言，惟有泪千行。

　　料得年年断肠处，
　　明月夜，短松冈。

Harold,事情不是你想的那样！你听我解释！

THE END.

【white collar乱入】
Finch: Mr.Reese.你的午休时间有点太长了。

Reese: Harold,我刚刚跟隔壁的Neal吃饭去了。

Finch: Neal？那个戴帽子系窄领带的小伙子？需要我提醒你他不光有一长串的诈骗盗窃案底，现在还在和警察合作，是我们最不需要接近的人之一么？

Reese: 没关系，他不知道我的身份。Harold，有件事我想跟你谈谈。

Finch: 哦？是Neal又给你出什么馊主意了吧？

Reese: 哎，你看他们之间都是以名相称的，peter，neal，neal，peter.我们也跟他们学学吧？

Finch: 嗯，那现在peter在哪儿呢？(in jail)

Reese: ……Finch，有新号码么？

Nailed it.

大家发现没？本剧刨了每集的POI，可以归纳为：
宅总救李四，

李四自救，

李四救宅总，

卡姐救李四，

豆豆救李四，

豆豆救宅总，

小熊救宅总，

肖姐救李四，

肖姐救宅总，

卡姐和小熊联手救豆豆，


就不能都老实呆会儿？！！

好萌！球继续！

---这是一个特别长的故事---
在平行宇宙里，Mr. Finch是个裁缝，哦，用他的话说，是一位服装设计师。而李四是个迷途。。呃。。中年。
有一天，Finch卷入了李四参与的抢劫案。

生平第一次被人用枪指着，Finch先生已经被吓得无法思考了。

虽然不能思考，他还是被抢劫犯精奇的骨骼以及差得出奇的衣着品位深深震撼到了。他甚至不能移开看向李四的目光。

李四被他盯得浑身不自在，他感觉自己被挑（tiao）衅（xi）了。
他一把拎起Finch，问道，你看什么！

Finch：先生你好，我是一名服装设计师，你愿意当我的模特么？

李四：啥？
Finch：提供食宿，车费报销，五险一金，定制服装！
李四：你等我会啊。我去跟老板辞个职。