弱子比较懒，所以先直接引用一下想变成螃蟹先辈的说明吧：
赤酱:就是那个专门用于遮挡兄贵们的禁播部位的婴儿.本名Stephen Robert Rout.性别:男(曾经传出情报指其是女性,后来被证实是假消息.)1999年生.
最开始其父亲为其开设了一个记载其成长历程的博客,其中为人所熟知的那张微笑图就是出自于此.没想到后来却被用作兄贵系列的专用守护神.(注:本人在最近的访问中表示知道自己的头像在日本被滥用)

He's strong enough now to visit with us just sitting there on the floor.
Here, with Unca Steve.

先辈教导，赞美之心

He's also occasionally accompnaying me on my usual evening rounds.
Here he was introduced to the Salty Dog, a Gainesville watering-hole and collection point for geeks.

Stephen的祖父Ralph

And here's a surprise shot from over the top of his carseat.

Stephen的诞生（这段还是不翻译了比较好）
Stephen Robert Rout was born by cesarian section (best laid plans of mice and men and all that) at 10:49 on Monday, October 25, 1999.
9 pounds, one ounce.
22 inches
His apgars were 8 and 9
Labor started for the first time 1t 10:00 PM Friday night, went for 4 hours, and stopped.
My folks had been over, and as soon as they left, C began contracting very frequently. (Every three minutes or so). Like a good little first-time husband, I panicked. I read off the description of the "transition" stage to her, 'agitated, bursts of energy, irritable', and she almost collapsed laughing. Everyone else has asked "was that her or You"? I didn't think it was that funny. :)
It restarted the next night, again from about 10:00 to 2:00.
The final session started in earnest 7:00 PM Sunday night.
We transferred to the hospital at about 5:00 AM.
C-section complete at about 10:49.

Allen的网站
plaza.ufl.edu/asr

受♂教了

Allen的声明
So this thing is getting ludicrously more traffic than I'd ever imagined. Many of the same questions are coming at me from different quarters, so I thought I'd head some of them off.
为什么会这么荒唐？同样的问题从四面八方涌来，所以我大概也听说过一部分。
Lots of folks are asking "How do you feel about this?". Stephen is rather a concrete kid. He's bemused by the folderol, but it's not really on his radar. He's got better things to do, like drool over Starcraft II, or design warships for the Honor Harrington universe, than spend any time 'feeling' something about wierd pictures.
许多人问我”你有什么想法吗？“。Stephen只是个孩子。他已经被这闹剧弄糊涂了，事态完全不受他控制。他在做些玩玩星际二、设计Honorverse世界中的战舰什么的，而不是纠缠于这些奇怪的图片。
For my part, I've been nattering around on the 'net since long before there was a World Wide Web. There are tens of thousands of folks who have gotten this treatment in one degree or another. The memefication has nothing really to do with Stephen, nor with my wife or me.
在万维网出现前，我就已经在跟网络打交道了。这么荒唐的事情跟我的家人有什么关系呢？

时间紧张，就不翻译了，抱歉。之前的翻译质量也很烂。
We were talking about it over dinner a few nights ago. The metaphor of 'where is the meaning in art' was instructive. Baby pictures are a particularly prosaic sort of art, but the principle applies. Once an artist releases a work, it's beyond them. The 'meaning' of a piece resides as much, or more, in the observer than in the creator or subject.
These strange images have gone through dozens or hundreds of gradual modification and reinterpretation. Each of these steps was probably fairly modest and reasonable to the person who made it, but the drunkards walk takes you into some very strange places. Snakehead Stephen has more 'meaning' deriving from that long strange journey, than it has traces of me or Stephen or Christine.
So the pictures don't say anything about me, or Stephen, or Gainesville. In a nutshell, they say "people are odd". Stephen's very modest momentary renown is, first and last, Not A Big Deal.

刚刚注意到标题打错了，抱歉。

So, a bit ago, I googled myself, after reading some articles discussing how you ought to keep track of your online reputation. It sounded reasonable to me. Way out on page 19 of the results, I saw my name in the midst of a bunch of Japanese text. I figured my old web pages had been absorbed into some linkspam content chaff.
Warning: I know no Japanese. It's entirely possible that some of the text on these images below might be naughty or offensive. If you care to supply me with translations, I'll add them. :)
But then off that page, I found Stephen's face with some thought bubbles.

I asked some friends for some translation aid, and got a bunch of additional context. Evidently he's been adopted as a minor meme by a Japanese message board. They seem even to be looking for him.
One of them took the text from the lower left in the image ("Gedou a baby" ? ) and slapped it into Google Image Search.

简单的说，Allen在2010年使用google时意外地发现了许多年前自己传到网上的儿子Robert的一张照片被广泛使用和修改（注：在摔跤系列之前，已经有人在使用这一素材）。