Run out of my whole life ,I will always be antic and devoted to you,my dearest love.
用我一生，与你搞怪和痴爱。

嗯，这句话还是比较适合SBSS的（笑）。
更新不定。 ”文章本天成，妙手偶得之“嘛。
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【⒉】
【Once and for all】 Would you please describe your relationship ? Both of you.
——Unexpected happiness --
I think I'm in love with a moron.
——......
Life is so unpredictable.
【贰】
【一言以蔽之】能否请你们二位形容一下你们的关系吗？
意外的幸福——
我觉得自己真是捡到“活宝”了。
……
人生真是无常。
【欢迎猜测它们分别出自谁口：）】

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【天朝节日crossover警告。略AU警告。懒得翻译只有英文版
了……】
【⒊】
On Tomb-sweeping Day, I went to the cemetery and burnt paper money to my ex-boyfriend . Oh yes he's exactly still alive now , but since he told me to consider him when we broke up...... I can do this for him, whatever .
......
He is now in the prison. Poor guy. Shame on you.
......
Now he finally die, which I expected several times.
On damn but he never told me about the bane , or the distiny!
……
Now I'm burning paper money for him once again.
See you in hell, my ex- boyfriend , my always lover.
Or.
My.
Soulmate .

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【⒋】
He blows hot and cold.
I blow hot and cold , but I love you.
【肆】
他反复无常，摇摆不定，忽冷忽热。
我反复无常，摇摆不定，忽冷忽热，但是我爱你。
【后续】
This is definitely mistaken. Cause it's not love but a one-night stand.
......Yes , exactly, and that's why we broke.

【顺借此篇致敬福斯特，纪念纯真（？！）岁月，下文部分句子灵感来源于他。】
【⒌】Severius
Gone are the cares of life's busy throng.
Then will all clouds of sorrow depart.
Beautiful romance awake to me.
【伍】 记Severius
世事净尽，琐事不再。
云雾净尽，悲伤不再。
美丽的爱情，你来到了我的身旁。

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