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第一次看到女生下面!!!!恶心死了

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昨天和一个女同学一起逛街,逛累了她就 邀请我去她家玩。本来是觉得不好意思的 ,她家又没人,但后来肚子又很饿了,就 没有推辞。 到了她家,肚子实在很饿,她 又说她家没什么东西,要不就给我下面吃 吧——于是我们去超市卖了几包面,回来 她非说她来做,我就在一边看着,没想到 她居然是先把冷水放锅里了,然后把面和 冷水一起煮,说是水开了,面也熟了。。 。。。想问问女生是不是都这样下面的? (想歪的 面壁思过)


来自Android客户端1楼2014-08-13 08:23回复
    我面壁思过,阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲。施主贫僧看你印堂发红,这是有桃花运的征兆。这瓶印度神油你拿去 。


    IP属地:山东来自Android客户端2楼2014-08-13 08:30
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      面壁思过中,,,,(我想进来问你lz是不男的结果,,,)


      来自手机贴吧3楼2014-08-13 09:02
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        我面壁思过,阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲。施主贫僧看你印堂发红,这是有桃花运的征兆。这瓶印度神油你拿去 。


        IP属地:福建来自iPhone客户端4楼2014-08-13 09:35
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          老话题了,瞬间就看透了


          IP属地:浙江来自iPhone客户端5楼2014-08-13 09:45
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            面壁思过。宇轩你不上游戏和妹子下面


            来自Android客户端6楼2014-08-13 10:07
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              《The Spring and Autumn biography · King Zhuang,10th year after session》
              Wars Discussion by Cao Gui
              Qi’s army is going to battle us(Lu).As King gets prepared for it,Cao Gui asks for a visit.His hometowners said:Authorities make dicisions and strategies.Why should you join in it?
              Says Gui:Authorities are shallow,who cannot plan for far behind.
              So he comes in and asks:What to rely on to fight, your Majesty?
              King says,things to keep safe like food and clothes are allocated to people,I don’t use it for myself.
              Answered,”Little care isn’t common,your people don’t follow.”King says,animals and jade for sacrifice are reported as the truth,which I don’t dare to fake.
              Answered,”Little honesty is not fully trustable,god will not save us.”King says,Whether large or normal cases are dealt with by respecting the truth,even if I can’t look through them individually.
              Answered,”This is a thing to get loyalty.We’ll make it!And I ask for a follow when you set off,your Majesty.”


              7楼2014-08-13 11:48
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                我面壁思过,阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲。施主贫僧看你印堂发红,这是有桃花运的征兆。这瓶印度神油你拿去 。
                撸主过来 我下面给你吃


                来自手机贴吧9楼2014-08-13 13:46
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                  我面壁思过,阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲。施主贫僧看你印堂发红,这是有桃花运的征兆。这瓶印度神油你拿去。


                  IP属地:安徽10楼2014-08-13 15:07
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                    瞬间看穿


                    来自Android客户端11楼2014-08-13 17:54
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                      我面壁思过,阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲。施主贫僧看你印堂发红,这是有桃花运的征兆。这瓶印度神油你拿去 。


                      来自Android客户端12楼2014-08-13 23:24
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                        我面壁思过,阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲。施主贫僧看你印堂发红,这是有桃花运的征兆。这瓶印度神油你拿去。


                        来自Android客户端13楼2014-08-20 13:55
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