本文纯属搞笑就是来刷吧的人群的

引子
就让永恒时间刻下你的模样
就让不朽岁月承载你的目光

第一章
“我，河族族长，帅星,请求武士祖先们俯视这位幼崽。他已经够武士资格，因此，我郑重的向你们推荐他成为学徒。烬崽，你愿意尊奉武士法典，保卫我们的族群，即使献出生命也在所不惜吗？”族长对一脸懵逼的幼崽说。
幼崽眨了眨眼睛，“不愿意。”
“为什么。”族长饶有兴趣地问。
“不解释。”幼崽冷哼一声，朝营地出口走去，并傲娇地对族长说，“还有我叫烬崽崽。”
族长喷出一口血，从高岩摔了下来，卒。

第三章
烬崽崽已经6个月了，但仍然没有成为学徒。他等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊等啊，然后就老死了

嗯其实还没有完

我好像遗忘这个好久了

第四章
不甘心的烬崽崽到了星族溜达了一圈又回去了

第五章
当烬崽崽回到河族的时候，时间已经过去了100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000亿年。族猫看到星族来的烬崽崽，都吓了一跳，于是都死了